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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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the perfect, most unique girl ever that has few words to describe the amazingness.
shalien was so amazing and unique, her skin glowed like blueberry custard.
shalien by PhrogKillr February 5, 2013
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A shark alien... big ass shark that has feet
Did you see that shalien on the moon! HE WAS ON LILO AND STITCH
Shalien by Shaliencreator February 14, 2017

Shmalentine 

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.
NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(
Shmalentine by kaityFACE January 8, 2008

SheMalien 

(Pronounced: She Male'ian)
An insult to a woman who's gender cannot easily be distinguished.
Lad 1: Look at that butch bitch over there mate

Lad 2: Thats not a bird, thats a Shemalien...

Lad 1: Whats one of them.... ?

Lad 2: A man, a woman and an alien all in one.

Shemalien: I heard that ya cheeky tw@t... now piss off before I crack ya both
SheMalien by DeV1Se August 5, 2006
A word used to described the people who are allegedly from a country called “Somalia”. However the country does not exist and those claiming to be from there are actually Martian aliens with typically massive foreheads , hence why they are called somaliens
How long do you think till the somaliens mind control us from their banana and rice cafes all while us humans sit helplessly.
somalien by El papito March 11, 2019

Shaliena 

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Shaliena by Shalien November 21, 2021