shit tickets 

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

Shit tickets 

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

Shit tickets by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

shit tickets 

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

shit tickets by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

Shit Tickets 

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

Shit Tickets by Slashedace April 23, 2011

Shit Tickets 

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

Shit Tickets by Napleo June 9, 2009

shit tickets 

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

shit tickets by jonhboy August 2, 2014

Shit Tickets 

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

Shit Tickets by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009