shit sports 

Anal sex, esp. between two males.

1st dude: "I think men ought to be allowed to marry, what's your opinion?"
2nd dude: "Listen numbnuts, as long as they don't want to include me in their shit sports, who really gives a damn?"

shit sports by VampireElder December 6, 2006

Shit & Shorts 

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset

How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.

Shit & Shorts by anonymous April 5, 2023