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shalacking 

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.
We gave bob a public shalacking
shalacking by MarkyMark July 7, 2003

shalacking the galocknoid 

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.
Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.
shalacking the galocknoid by dcerny September 17, 2006

shlicking 

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"
shlicking by Nessabro December 31, 2013

slacking off 

1. Not doing very much of anything.

2. Not doing what you are meant to be doing.
slacking off by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Shmacking up 

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral
Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.
Shmacking up by BHPH November 9, 2018
I just caught Samantha shnacking, she has really given up on life.
Shnacking by TheShaner August 29, 2016