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Elementary Anal Scrutiny 

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.

scrotiny 

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.
The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
scrotiny by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014
By hearing the band name "skrutiny" no sphincter can retain the contents it holds!
OMG! I just went to this gig and my ass totally blown out! Maybe it's because SKRUTINY was playing!
skrutiny by SKRUTINY March 18, 2008

The Scrutinization of Single People Day 

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

scrutinize 

verb tense - to examine closely
In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.
scrutinize by Kelly August 15, 2004

Anal Scrutany 

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.
"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."