schlong jockey 

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

schlong jockey by John Bassett February 10, 2007

shlong jockey 

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

shlong jockey by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.

"Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up."

shlong jocky by fatboy August 29, 2003