scareplane

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–noun

1 - A small commercial aircraft typically carrying no more than 12 passengers and having no physical barrier between the passenger compartment and the cockpit. Often piston-driven propeller planes, they are famous for being flown by pilots wearing short pants.

2 - A device used for killing Caribbean tourists, young musicians, and local politicians.

That scareplane I flew to Telluride in almost hit a goddamn mountain.

scareplane by Epic_HRI February 14, 2010

scareplane

A term used by paranormal investigators to describe a haunted aircraft.

Baby: "Waba maba"
Paranormal Investigator: "Yo baby I gotta go investigate the scareplane because I'm a paranormal investigator. There's lettuce and meat loaf in the fridge, call me if you need anything." *leaves*

scareplane by MegaPillowGod April 26, 2023

Spareplane 

The extra plane that is just kicking around in your hanger, common amongst the extravagantly rich.

Dan: Hey Katie, is that your dad up there in his airplane?
Katie: Yeah he is flying his regular plane, his spareplane is over in the garage.

Spareplane by allybee July 5, 2012

Scareline 

The scary hairline of a young man realizing that, someday, he will be bald.

Recession is the name of the game. The dadbod of hairlines, the scareline indicates to potential mates that he’s a fresh sprout with fatherly clout.

Tim inspected his scareline in the mirror and confidently whispered: "Receding is succeeding."

Scareline by nolandc January 23, 2020