Sam Bass is the banger of the century. What ever women he has sex with, their lives are changed forever, especially their vaginas. Plus he has a giant penis.
The ambassador from our dweebish social group into the worl of males(oh lawd), but mainly sex. She educates us on all the different aspects of sex, and enlightens our geekish minds.
Sambassador: Hey Guyz!
Geek 1: Hey rude dude!
Sambassador: I have sex yesterz, BOH YAH!
Geek 2: Wowza, what was it like?
Sambassador: Well...