sadressed 

Sad and depressed all in one word.

Joe was sadressed after he found out he didn't get into his dream colleges.

sadressed by I am sad December 19, 2013

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest by DL14097 October 11, 2019

Skressed 

When you have so much going on in your life and you are overwhelmed and tired.

Y'all I'm so skressed! I got work, school and folks getting on my nerves.

Skressed by ForeverSkressed July 30, 2017

Stressed but Blessed 

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.

I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed

Stressed but Blessed by novasmack September 9, 2010

Sadassed 

The act of being a sadass.

Rick - "Cindy had sex with my dog instead of me..and now they have a steady relationship"
Bob - "You're totally sadassed, bra"

Sadassed by Kratos3 September 1, 2009

stressed depressed lemon zest 

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

stressed depressed lemon zest by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

stressed off 

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

stressed off by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007