robovirus 

A deadly computer virus thought to be fictional by most IT personnel that was discovered by a morose IT administrator named Jeff. This virus will randomly wipe out User's personal data on their share drive without warning or trace. This virus has no known cure and is fatal. The creator of this virus refuses to acknowledge it and gets angry when you mention it.

"Hi Carol this is Jeff, I have your new virual ready!! Wait.... I see that 20 years of your personal files are gone. I will have to get back to you." FUCKING ROBOVIRUS!!

robovirus by Drakal30 September 8, 2016

roborussian 

cough syrup mixed with vodka

damn that roborussian fucked me up

roborussian by t-rizzo October 21, 2007

Robvious 

When someone tells a painfully obvious and/or exaggerated story and everyone hears it knows how bad it is.

Rob: Dude, I totally met every band at warped tour and nailed half the chicks there with my 30 inch penis!
Listener 1: Sure.
Listener 2: That's so robvious, it's bullshit.

Robvious by PhotoToph November 3, 2008