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Ringing the devil’s doorbell 

The female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self through a pocket
Why does Madison always keep her hand in her pocket like that?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s doorbell

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine 

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.
Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.

Lord of the Ringing 

When one sits down and watches The Lord of the Rings Trilogy from beginning to end with no breaks.
I do not have any class today so were going to watch The Lord of Rings movies all day. Oh, so your Lord of the Ringing today.
Lord of the Ringing by Jayhawk24 November 27, 2007

Rinsing Machine

A machine used for rinsing bottles during the manufacturing process of soft drinks, not to be confused with a filling machine.
"Dude I still can't tell the difference from the rinsing machine and filling machine."
"Its so obvious, simply disappointing that you can't tell the difference."
Rinsing Machine by Conjure04 November 23, 2020

ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

Ray Riceing 

Verb.
To punch your fiance in an elevator and leave her there unconscious.
past tense: Ray Riced
he is Ray Riceing her out
Ray Riceing by rikahsombooty September 13, 2014