Scatter quail 

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.

Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.

Scatter quail by The gray fox August 31, 2019

San Quentin Quail 

The phrase "San Quentin Quail" refers to getting sent up for violating California's law protecting minors. At least one country and western song and a 1940's R&B song dealt with the subject and even used the phrase for the title. Duke Henderson had the R&B song on United Artists and on Excelsior, while Carl Knight had his country record come out of the Dearborn label from the Detroit are. There is another country artist who I think covere Carl's song.

"The Judge says the limit on San Quentin Quail is none" - Carl Knight

San Quentin Quail by Brian Page September 13, 2008

San Quentin quail 

a girl under the legal age of consent(from the name of a California state penitentiary)

Don't even think about getting into her pants, because she's a San Quentin quail.

San Quentin quail by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

Skinned Quail 

When a man grabs the base of their scrotum making it look like a quail that has had all of the feathers plucked off of it.

Hello Jocelyn - have you ever seen a skinned quail?

Skinned Quail by werd-smith January 30, 2019

Shave the Quail 

1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"

On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.

Shave the Quail by Quail Saver August 27, 2013

The Randy Quaid Suprise 

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The Randy Quaid Suprise by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Quaid Smile 

Dennis Quaid smile in any movie...it is his signature in most films and is most apparent in The Day After Tomorrow.

"Dude, do you want to watch The Day After Tomorrow??"
"Nah, just the end of it"
"Why, what happens??"
"The fucking Quaid Smile"

Quaid Smile by Saint and Bonneventure June 29, 2005