quaf waffle 

a fart out of your dick. similar to a queef but for a guy. more of an insult than a real thing

-guy 1 "ha did u just fart"
-guy 2"ummmmm no"
-guy 1"thn where did tht come frm........hol shit dude u quaf waffled urself.
-guy 2"there is no such thing as a quaf waffle"
-guy 1" well u just did it........freak"

quaf waffle by ST.ZEUS13 June 22, 2009

quadwaffle 

College students lounging, studying, or taking part in recreational activities on the quad (common area/lawn)

The quadwaffles are running out of room for their hammocks.

quadwaffle by Dandelionwhisperer August 20, 2017

Quatwaffle

(noun): The swift and socially conscious action required to redeem yourself after making an awkward or tone-deaf joke, often by saying or doing something so woke and insightful that your friends instantly forgive you.

Example: "After joking, 'Guess women can’t parallel park,' he knew it was a quatwaffle, so he pivoted into a mini-rant about how systemic sexism impacts gender stereotypes in driving statistics."

Quatwaffle by SALTANDPEPPERCORP December 14, 2024