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An absolute fiend, with a taste for drugs like santa's taste for cookies and milk. Can probably rip the biggest bong hit you have ever witnessed with your entire eyeballs. Kinda short with a terminal stutter and a habbit of making a mug of themselves.
"He's such a 'Puttock'"
Puttock by Puttock420 January 17, 2021
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(Poot-nik)-noun,-verb. An overweight organism, of the feline species, submerged in a vat of tar and/or gasoline jelly then lit on fire and thrown over enemy fortresses to wreak havoc and promote confusion amongst citizens.
This method of ancient chemical warfare derived in medieval Europe and is thought to have originated from Germanic tribes.

The most famous use of this was during the Frank and Saxon war by Charlemagne the Great; it was advantageous to the victory of the Franks in 732 A.D.
Those selfish jerks make me want to putnick their village!
Putnick by Chris, Michael January 10, 2008

Puttocking

(v.)
The action of spanking the top of the upper leg. Known as puttocking because of the distinctive sound it makes.

Also see double-puttocking
I gave my bitch such a good puttocking yesterday.
Puttocking by overdose101 June 23, 2008
oh hello puttock’ ‘argh stop calling me puttock’
puttock by a female dood :) December 29, 2021
A person who's obloid face looks to be that of a buttock-like ##### who likes ######## in the #######.
Person 1: Hey don't be such a fockin' Puttock man..."
There was no Person 1.
Puttock by smoke muffin August 10, 2023