private island 

A poop so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point that a portion of it is above the surface of the water, much like the volcanic islands of Hawaii.

I love the blue toilet water for when i make a private island. It reminds me of my vacation in hawaii.

private island by Pinestik September 18, 2017

private island time 

Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication

A: Are you available tonight?
B: No, I'll be on private island time
A: Nice, Enjoy!

private island time by 32whiskey January 29, 2023