pork a port Share definition Flag To jerk off and cum inside an empty pack of Newport cigarettes. Charlie was so fucked up last night, man. After we finished smoking, he went into the bathroom and proceeded to Pork a Port. pork a port by POOPYBUTTTT August 12, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the pork a port mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch