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To jerk off and cum inside an empty pack of Newport cigarettes.
Charlie was so fucked up last night, man. After we finished smoking, he went into the bathroom and proceeded to Pork a Port.
by POOPYBUTTTT August 12, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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