by Jlf22 February 18, 2009
Get the porcupet mug.The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.
by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006
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A vastly intelligent person who respects the work of prog bands "Opeth" and "Porcupine Tree" in equal measure
Prog Fan: "Hey can I buy a copy of Fear of a Blank Planet and Blackwater Park please?"
CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"
CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"
by badgerslayer November 15, 2011
Get the Porcupeth mug.The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.
by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006
Get the porcupotamus mug.When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.
by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018
Get the Porcupenis mug.A new vegetable is discovered. It's like a bell pepper, but with points all over it. Like a dragonfruit. Scientists name it a porcupepper. Red hot like a pepper, with the sweetness of a porcupine.
by IrvingJessica February 11, 2020
Get the Porcupepper mug.When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.
Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.
by slanted April 23, 2011
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