poopy blood 

A funny combination when pronounced with grace. It refers when you take a shit and blood comes out with your shit.

Oh my God! There's poopy blood all over the toilet!

poopy blood by Pablo Rosero July 10, 2007

Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.

Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.

Bloody poop pickle by P-fart September 4, 2019

blonde poop 

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

blonde poop by Clizzle December 6, 2005