poop tie 

n. Brown marks left by a stripper on one's shirt after an overly vigorous lap dance. See bib'd.

Whoa! That crooked 2-by-4 was less than discretionary. I've got poop tie on my belt buckle.

poop tie by JTLBPartyCooperative June 27, 2009

Tie-dye poop 

when you take a shit and it has swirls of different colored browns.

The was the craziest tie-dye poop I have ever seen

Tie-dye poop by Bouch March 2, 2005

pooptie 

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.

Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.

pooptie by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010