poop politics 

An established set of rules and appropriate actions to be taken following a discharge of feces during anal intercourse. Usually decided at the moment of said discharge; clean-up is generally accepted to be the responsibility of the pooper. However, poopee must remain cool, calm and collected at all times to ensure the emotion stability of said pooper.

Ignatius: So we were fucking last night and all of a sudden he shits all over my dick!

Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!

poop politics by poopyprincess February 19, 2011

Politician Poop 

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

Politician Poop by King12401 July 31, 2022