polaske 

A last name that had no definition, but now has a definition because I say so. Who am i you ask?

Man: "what is that beautiful shining light coming from afar?!"
Woman: "Those are the Polaskes"

polaske by Typetew December 6, 2019

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.

Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!

polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

Poláksexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to people from the Polák family tree.

I'm totally Poláksexual. I want Max so bad.

Poláksexual by ADAminor April 27, 2022

Officer Polaski 

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.

Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"

Officer Polaski by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009

Polaski 

A popular last name for someone who is Polish.

Hey guys! My name is _________ Polaski!

Polaski by maroon555 January 29, 2016

Polaski shot 

1.) (f.) When pouring a shot for a girl, it will be overflowing, relying entirely on surface tension to keep the alcohol from spilling out onto the table.

2.) (m.) When pouring a shot for a guy, it shall not exceed more than the halfway marker of the shot glass.

1.) (f.)Um....excuse me?? What the fuck is this shit?? Is this a fucking Polaski shot or some shit? You think if I have enough of these I'll be on the floor tonguing your balls or something????...Alright, cool, let me get another one."

2.) (m.) Dude that's such a Polaski shot, pour me some more.

Polaski shot by WNEC DevAn whose name is Dan February 20, 2009

Polaski 

A Polaski is a term used to call someone who really isn't Polish, Polish. The person being called a Polaski is more than likely being called this because they have a large nose, but are not a Jew.

"Carly, you freakin' Jew poser!"
"Are you callin' me a Polaski?"
"Indeed I am."

Polaski by Hanah has no life May 26, 2008