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Prayer Walk

Going for a convenient late night walk, that's really just so you can smoke weed. Great cover word to disguise your dirty habits for your deeply religious parents.
Prayer Walk partakers will often come back feeling very spiritual. 100% would recommend.
Billy - 'Yo mum I'm just going on a prayer walk real quick'
Mum - 'No worries son, what a good boy going outside to be at one with the lord'
*20 MINUTES LATER*
Billy (Blazed like a motherfucker) - 'I'm back mum'
Mum - 'My, my. Looks like you've felt the touch of Jesus Christ'
Prayer Walk by DeadEyeDonny March 28, 2022

prayerwalking 

Spreading the message of the love of Christ by staking out gay bars, and apparently, receiving prostate massages from the newly converted. See also cruising.
"Steady streams of miracles seem to accompany prayerwalking, and it's not difficult to figure out why," says Ted Haggard.

Steady streams, indeed.
prayerwalking by blueball November 9, 2008