pissloaf Share definition Flag 1) A loaf of stale, crusty bread used to hold urine on road trips. 2) A generic insult 1) "Someone pass me the pissloaf, we've been driving for hours" 2) "Reptile is a fucking pissloaf" pissloaf by PS_Mouse June 30, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the pissloaf mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch