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Ponder one's place in the universe 

To fap. Used in polite company.
1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

Pinner Slut 

a guy who thinks he's the shit but really isn't.
Person 1-Man, that guy who just punched that wall thinks he's so cool.

Person 2- Yeah, he's a total pinner slut.

Pinger Slinger 

A person who deals in the drug ecstasy (pingers).
Oi I'll call over my pinger slinger if you want some
Pinger Slinger by glogz March 29, 2015

pinker and the stinker 

(pinker and the stinker) is a threesome. 1, female ,2, males
pinker and the stinker #1 e.g. mariah was down to do a (pinker and a stinker) number , so we started hitting it,but this fool was hording the pinker ,and did'nt want to switch with me , so i ended up with a bunch of shit on my dick,it's cool though i still got my nut on . e.g.#2 roxy lets u and i and collin have a pinker and a stinker party:)
pinker and the stinker by wic November 29, 2010

Six pinter 

A person with whom one would contemplate engaging in sexual intercouse only after one had consumed six pints of beer.

See also: "Four pinter", "eight pinter" and so on
Dave: "Would you shag her?"
Bill: "Not now. Maybe later. She's a six pinter".
Six pinter by mypilot October 27, 2007

Sphincter Pinger 

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.
My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.
Sphincter Pinger by Jarod c October 11, 2005