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carpe piem 

Never miss a chance to go to the bathroom - seize the opportunity to pee.
Before a long car ride you always have to carpe piem.
We are not stopping; mommy told you to carpe piem at the last rest stop.
I don't care if you don't have to go - carpe piem is not our family motto for nothing.
carpe piem by Spenser's Mom December 30, 2017
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Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.
Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!
Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008
A very influential meme Youtuber that got famous for being strangely similar to the famous Charlotte rapper, DaBaby.
PieMatt7: Ayo why do I look like DaBaby?
(RED)PieMatt7: IDK. But Dead Space 3 sucks ass.
(GREEN)PieMatt7: Shut up dawg. I'm playing Dead Space 2 rn.
PieMatt7 by TheRealCubbs March 20, 2021

Piemelen 

Clapping a Big J in Holland, while sucking on the tip.
Piemeler 1: Wanna go piemelen in recess?
Piemeler 2: Yes, but it has to be fast one
Piemelen by BreinNeukers March 6, 2023

Piemont's ridge 

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.
Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.
Piemont's ridge by Koooch May 18, 2010

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies
i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter