2 definitions by Spenser's Mom

1
Never miss a chance to go to the bathroom - seize the opportunity to pee.
Before a long car ride you always have to carpe piem.
We are not stopping; mommy told you to carpe piem at the last rest stop.
I don't care if you don't have to go - carpe piem is not our family motto for nothing.
by Spenser's Mom December 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a carpe piem mug for your brother-in-law Trump.
2
When you can't help laughing at a funny meme, post, or article on a topic that absolutely infuriates you. Combination of fury and chuckle.
Did you see Wonkette 's latest on Trump's assholery? I fuckled so hard I spat.
by Spenser's Mom October 07, 2017
Get the mug
Get a fuckle mug for your fish Bob.