petra-fy 

1. To induce a state of extreme gullibility into an individual.

2. To exhibit behaviour on the fringes of moral and sexual acceptability

3. To remove an individual's ability to respond meaningfully to mockery and banter in any way shape or form aside from 'oh fuck off'

1. 'We petra-fy'ed her into thinking he had erectile dysfunction'

2. 'She was so petra-fied last night she went home with 2 guys, a girl and a goat'

3. 'We prank called her, poor petra-fied thing could only respond with 'ohfuckoff'

petra-fy by Rush89 January 9, 2009

Petra Fyde 

Over bearing Word eating monster that lives in a fictional land

The Petra Fyde is eating up all the posts.

Petra Fyde by haxMechanic October 9, 2008

Petrafyed 

Ritualistically listening your way through pop princess Kim Petras' hottest albums in an exact order during sex with a total top and pig bottom to achieve a mythological orgasm of the gawds; followed by a swift yet euphoric death. The exact song order is said to be deciphered only by the truly verse and thus remains a mystery to this day.

Christopher is going to have himself petrafyed on April 28th 2022.

Petrafyed by You really looked this up? April 30, 2022

Petrafyed 

Ritualistically listening your way through pop princess Kim Petras' hottest albums in an exact order during sex with a total top and pig bottom to achieve a mythological orgasm of the gawds; followed by a swift yet euphoric death. The exact song order is said to be deciphered only by the truly verse and thus remains a mystery to this day.

Christopher is going to have himself petrafyed on April 28th 2022.

Petrafyed by You really looked this up? April 30, 2022