1. “You’re a bitchy petropath, Joel!
2. “Joel needs to stop his petropathic ways, that’s why
everyone dislikes him.”
3. “Joel giggled petropathically at his fallen friend.”
4. “We are all petropaths in our own way. We see our shitty
neighbour fall down and we don’t help, we laugh and cry
tears of joy.”
5. “There’s a line between humour and petropathy!”