otopsy 

Otopsy is when their is an elephant in the room. This elephant is mr octopussy. This octopus is friendly and he wants the d, so subscribe now to J-Holes imperium. To get rid of the octopus insert ur genitals into its face. Eventually this will satisfy it...

"Charlie this octopus won't leave me alone, all u got to do is perform an otopsy, put ur dick in it."
"Oh thanks dude..."

otopsy by J-Hole/Mommabear420 September 12, 2016

oopsy daisy 

Making a mistake. Usually used with a mostly insignificant mistake

Plural: oopsy daisies

Jack:oopsy daisy, just dropped my pencil
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Steve: bob what did you do?!? You just deleted your english essay

Bob: Oh crap.....i guess i just picked myself a bunch of oopsy daisies.

oopsy daisy by neckaphobia March 10, 2011

Oopsy Poopsy 

When your man is hitting it from behind at high speeds and thrusts his weenie in your asshole by accident

I honestly can't sit rn bevause my boyfriend did an oopsy poopsy last night

Oopsy Poopsy by Sonya235 July 3, 2017

Oopsy Poopsy 

While trying to fart, you shit yourself.

I almost oopsy poopsy'd myself 3 times today.

Oopsy Poopsy by th3k00l April 2, 2011

oopsy poodle 

A more innocent way of saying oops.

Most often used by someone when they've done something seriously wrong and are now having to face the consequences. Best when teamed with large blank eyes.

Example:

angry neighbour: 'you just set that tree on fire causing serious damage to my property!!!'

pyromaniac: '...oopsy poodle...'

oopsy poodleoopspyromaniacpunk ass

oopsy poodle by penny21 April 9, 2009

oopsy daisy 

The sissy way of saying "oh shit"

-Dude, you just broke you're moms treasured chinese vase
-oopsy daisy

oopsy daisy by poopsydaisies February 3, 2015

oopsydoodles 

an interjection used when something goes terribly wrong, but in a funny way.

Oopsydoodles! I just dropped my slurpie because i was eyeing that wafflecrapper walking down the street!

oopsydoodles by becca! and taylor January 8, 2006