oompher 

n. a girlfriend who jumps on your bed and attacks you.

"You oompher!", or "You are such an oompher!", or "Get off my bed, you oompher!"

oompher by lizzyshen October 11, 2006

Oompheffy 

A term that acts as a stand in for any derogatory word or phrase. Can be used for sexual reasons or for no reason at all.

What the oompheffy!?
Mmm, yeah you look so oompheffy right now

Oompheffy by Pablo Eefscobar July 24, 2020

Oopherectomy 

1. The removal of the ovaries.

2. A roast so intense, it becomes a fully evolved oof. An ooph.

"Dang, did you see that roast? He definitely got oophed."

"Yeah, he straight up preformed an Oopherectomy on that poor guy"

Oopherectomy by Chickennoodle40soup February 25, 2018

Oompheffy 

A stand in word for any derogatory or sexual phrase or word that can be used in the human language. Usually used in frustration or just for no reason at all.

What a dumbass oompheffy.
Your oompheffy is lookin hot.
Why the oompheffy would you say that!

Oompheffy by Pablo Eefscobar July 24, 2020