nukyaler

nukyaler: noo'-kyah-lerrrr,

def. see nukular, nukalar nu' ka' lar

proper redneck lingo for nuclear

Not to be mistaken for a fresh coat of paint, a new sunday dress or dressin' up Bondo on the ol' Rod def. 9.

Jimbo: "Now them dannged Irainians an them Koreyaneeze people up nawth have nukular bombs like us'em folk. It ain't right, Jeff. Next thing ya kno them Messacans ar gonna have one too, an then wur gonna hafta bild a bigger wall. We need ta go ta waar."

Jeffrerson: Sweet Lord, Jimbo! How many times I got ta tell ya, it ain't nukular, its nukyaler... Noo-kyah-lerrrr...! I finnished gramma-school... remember bone-head?!? ...Jesus!

nukular, science, intellegent design

nukyaler by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010

nukyaler bomb 

Christian: weapon of mass destruction.

A cleansing tool used as hell-fire, God's Wrath, heathen straightener-outer, sinful science and or intellegent design.

Jimbo: "We should just drop some nukular bombs on them dangged heathens in that oil desert. That'll straight'n 'em out."

Jefferson: "Ya think Jimbo!? Maybe we aught ta drop some 'nukyaler bombs' insted."

Jimbo: "Oh... yeah. That'd be even better."

nukyaler bomb by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010