moophobia 

the strange or irrational fear if the sound a cow makes

cow: moo
person 1: AHH
person 2: what is it
person 1: i have moophobia
person 2: oh that dumb word made up by 13 year old while he was sapost tto be doing his homework?
person 1:sigh...(softly) yes

moophobia by confusedmilk May 13, 2020

Moephobic 

To oppose everyday stupidity.

@maxvayshia proposed a theory in 2021 claiming anyone who kicks/fights against casual and freestyle stupidity is Moephobic. Simple.

Moephobic by @theRealist March 31, 2021

mooptopia 

the queen of Alt Tiktok who gained almost two million followers in a week. She rules over all of alt/deep Tiktok and makes very short, weird, and funny videos. 🛑👄🛑 is how people describe mooptopia. Her fans are called Moops.

Ron: hey did you see 🛑👄🛑 on your FYP?
Jared: yeah Mooptopia has been on it like 6 times today. I just followed her
Ron: so now you are a fellow Moop. Welcome.

mooptopia by Alt TikTok July 18, 2020

Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

medophobia 

The fear of becoming a foreskin.

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.

medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

Momophobia 

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

Momophobia by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

Murphobia 

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

Murphobia by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008