moderntard Share definition Flag A moderntard is the opposite of nostalgiatard who thinks anything from today is better than from the past. Person 1: I hate everything from the '90s! Because they are old! Person 2: Stop being a moderntard. moderntard by PaperBoat2001 March 30, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the moderntard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch