midgecock 

when a young gentleman or unfortunately small being has been blessed with a minute and pencil like penis, the individual can also suffer from virginity

Pauly the 4ft man had a massive midgecock

midgecock by joellyhollings September 25, 2011

midgetocracy 

a state of government in which all executive, legislative, and judicial positions are awarded to midgets.
all public officials defer to the state demi-god danny devito.

the midgetocracy of north korea.

midgetocracy by Phil Trum July 22, 2007

pidgecock 

1.) Noun: an extremely vapid adolescent girl

2.) Noun: a pidgeon engaged in sexual congress with a peacock

(e.g. Look at that gaggle of pidgecocks standing outside The GAP)

pidgecock by Megagan December 3, 2010

Midgecompoop 

When some bloke named "Midge" starts saying some gay shit

You: "How big of dicks do you take?"
Midge: "10 inches long and wide"
Midge doesn't realize he just did a midgecompoop

Midgecompoop by Spiffytf January 2, 2022