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megafart 

An extremely powerful act of flatulence. The amount of gas expelled is far above, often several times of normal. It makes a very loud, thunderous sound which can be heard even from great distances. They are known to occur mostly in the early morning, but can strike unexpectedly any hour of the day, depending on diet. They are also odorless or at least don't smell as bad as silent and regular ones, considering most of them comes from swallowed air or hydrogen composed by digesting large amounts of high-in-fibre foods. If you are lactose intolerant, eating dairy products may give you a bad case of mega flatulence.
A bad example on how a megafart looks like in real life:

Mother: Oh my, what was that noise? Did someone move the wardrobe?
Daughter (from the other room): No, mom. I just ate some sweet potatoes and your delicious macaroni with cottage cheese, and so I'm a bit gassy now...
megafart by Abasc December 31, 2011
Megafauna- adj .

Large or huge,they are now extinct. This is considered as a group.
The following is classified as megafauna: Mammoth,Megalania,Smilodon,and the Short-faced bear.
Megafauna by Stevenson July 26, 2006

Megafarter 

Someone who farts in the cinema when they’re on a date
Dude Ria just blew up right in the middle of class. She’s a megafarter.
Megafarter by Pspspsps March 13, 2020

Megafaggot 

A megafaggot is some one that is super gay
Wow that guy Steve is a total megafaggot
Megafaggot by Alex rancis August 29, 2018

MegaFaggot 

The Megafaggot is the definition of Nasir, and Megafaggots are always trying to suck some dick, smack some man titties, or milk your boyfriend.
That kid over there is a fucking megafaggot!!
MegaFaggot by Jadele March 22, 2019

megafaded 

A state of extreme intoxication due the consumption of cannabinoids.
That bong got me fuckin' megafaded!
or
I AM MEGAFADED!
megafaded by Nikolaifaded May 18, 2011