mathderbait

mathderbait is a term use to debate over math. If you having an annoying math fight with that annoying ass person that thinks there all right you would be in a mathderbaitION situation.

Guy#1:I hate when guy#3 thinks hes always right in math class
Guy#2: yeah he always gets everyone in the class to mathderbait which takes forever!

mathderbait by PEN15LAKE August 19, 2012

matherbate 

The first thing a math major does when he/she gets out of class.

Student In Math Class:Hey man you wanna kick it after class?

Math Student: Naw Imma go home and matherbate.

matherbate by TheCaterpillar April 23, 2008

mathterbating 

Doing math for fun, enjoyment, entertainment and/or to pleasure ones self.

Dude1: Hey! whats that nerd over there doing with that calculator?
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do

mathterbating by SeakingFuckYeah! March 4, 2008

mathdurbating 

1 pleasuring ones self during math class

2 how a person with a lisp would say masturbating

did you see that girl mathdurbating 4th period?

mathdurbating by Fiendish August 31, 2005

Mathterbation 

The state of mind resulting in an action that a person, usualy male, feels when forced to attend a math class of any kind. They become bored sitting in the back of the class and feel the need to undo/remove their pants behind the math textbook. They then partake in some enjoyable activities resulting in self satisfaction that helps them to survive the remainder of the math class.

Kevin: "Whats Sean doing back there?"
Nathan: "I dont know, but is it raining in here??"

Sean: "That was a good mathterbation guys." *Zip*

Mathterbation by DocAfroman March 1, 2010

Mathdebating 

Masturbating with a lisp. It sounds rather nerdy.

Math Nerd 1: *Math stuff*

Math Nerd 2: *Debating about math stuff*

Math Nerd 1: Ooh! Mathdebating is giving me a nerdgasm!

Math Nerd 2: Me too!

Mathdebating by OMGITSTHESIZEOFAWALRUS August 27, 2011

mathterbate 

Mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.

"Johnny why isn't your homework complete"said Mrs. Jones. Johnny said "I tried to do it, but I had to mathterbate to your picture all night."

All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture

mathterbate by Brando-The-Hutt September 14, 2016