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Maryland Point 

(n) the point at which the quality of a design is sufficiently bad, that it becomes good.
I think the Maryland flag is so bad it has reached the Maryland Point

Maryland 

You know you're from Maryland if.
Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job
" Hey Jerry what state are you from ?"
" I'm from Maryland. "
Maryland by Silverfalcon May 20, 2013

Maryland 

A little bit of everywhere else, plus an ass ton of Old Bay seasoning.
Maryland is the only place where you can purchase Old Bay flavored potato chips.
Maryland by mandarinmarie September 19, 2005
One of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet. Incredibly intelligent and loved by all. If she just looks at you, you'll probably ejaculate right on the spot. When she smiles she can light up a dark room, while making all males ejaculate at the same time.
Guy: Dude Marialena is going to walk in here, get extra boxers, fast!
Marialena by KickAssDewd June 18, 2013
She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet..no joke! She is very sensative, smart, loves sports, and loves to hang out with her squad! She hates fake ass bitches! If you ever meet Maryana you are so damn lucky!!!!!!!
"Who are you talkin to?

"Maryana bro"
"daammmnn you lucky as fuck"
Maryana by 357tt December 1, 2016
A caring woman who's always a source of encouragement to other people. She's experienced everything you have thought about and more. What makes her different then the rest is her self confidence. Marlana is the type of woman you want to show to the world, and wake up next to every morning. Often you'll ask yourself, "How am I worthy to have such a great friend". In the end Marlana is a woman who is an overall 10, and what is more she can cook. If you find a Marlana keep her nurture her and always give her your best. She's wise beyond her years and She'll stick with you till the end and prove to be a loyal companion.
"Wow she's so beautiful"! She must be a Marlana"
Marlana by Habib2016 March 14, 2017