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man sandwhich 

One of the most homoerotic sexual positions you can think of. Two men (preferably fat and greasy) 69 eachother while a third man on top is giving the man in the middle (the meat) a rim-job.
A man sandwhich can also refer to anything really really gay. This can include homo-sex, getting arrested, guys gone wild, etc.
Wolfgang: OK, so I went to Wendy's and I ordered a double decker cheeseburger. But that dumbshit, Biersmith, got my order wrong, and they ended giving me a man sandwhich. So I took the Jew-van around the drive-thru a second time and I threw it at Biersmith. He got man-sandwhich grease all over him!
John: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
man sandwhich by Wolfgang Klein November 5, 2006
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lazy man sandwich 

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
lazy man sandwich by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

man sandwich 

Three men in a bed.
Not necessarily gay. Almost always extremely open-minded heterosexuals.
Edgar's the filling in a man sandwich.
man sandwich by TREWACKO November 8, 2007

Man Sandwich 

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
Man Sandwich by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009

Man Sandwich 

What happens when you ride 4 deep in the backseat of your friend's corolla, and get rear ended by an unattentive motorist.
So we were on our way to the football game, but some tool ran into us at a red light. It was my first experience in a man sandwich.
Man Sandwich by Rosenboom August 19, 2007

meat in the man sandwich 

Being caught in the middle of 2 pipesmokers. Being the giver and reciever at the same time
Dennis Rich was the mean in the Len and General MAN SANDWICH
meat in the man sandwich by T Bone September 26, 2003

Man Sandwich 

When you use all the lunch-meats in one sandwich.
-Who ate all the lunchmeat?!
-Relax, I made a man sandwich.
Man Sandwich by Nirvalica February 13, 2010