man moose 

man moose is ( sperm )

i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!

man moose by diamond dave 1964 December 22, 2007

man moose 

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

man moose by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose? by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013

Moose Man 

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.

Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*

Moose Man by yerxa December 11, 2020

Moose Man 

a young man who is small like a mouse who gets called moose by a scottish person because of their inability to say mouse.

A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.

a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.

Joshua Clegg.

a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.

"hey Moose Man"
"Hey bill"

Moose Man by Joshytclegg October 12, 2008

moose man 

a conceited smart ass

moose man thinkz the moose is like the god!

moose man by teeny tiny v March 16, 2003

wild moose man 

1. the reason why teens stay out longer than what they were supposed to. A wild moose man appears when teens go outside alone without a cellphone,He steals whatever they have in their left pocket and then he chases them around for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours because he wants their parents to yell at them for being late.

2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about

mom: vivi!! why where you gone so late?

vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!

wild moose man by KRAZEEE KRISTINA December 9, 2008