malpyu 

Malpyu sometimes pronounced "mahalpyu" is a word derived from 21st century American English. It is commonly used in a very specific local dialect spoken at the Newark Liberty International Airport Terminal C, C-1 Concourse food court Mcdonalds. It is commonly used by front line hamburger brokers to indicate readiness to negotiate a fast food - money exchange. It is commonly followed by a rolling of the eyes and a facial expression that communictes their utter irritation and disgust by your patronage.

when you go to Mcdonalds to get a quick burger and fries, you discover that there really isn't any defined line so you stand in a sea of travelers and flight crew. you are listening for "MALPYU" to indicate it is now your turn to order your lunch.

malpyu by cvar March 26, 2010

malyuun 

Is an awesome, amazing, beautiful creation of the Goddess!
She can usually be spotted at the coolest places, and if not, it is cool when she enters! Although she has no faults, some say her perfection is a problem, since she can no longer identify with others. Actually Malyuun is soooo superior she is no longer considered part of the flawed, disgusting human species. You may worship her, but she doesn't demand, though YOU SHOULD!!! Malyuun is the definition of AWESOMNESS!!!!

There are no examples, she is too fucking amazing to understand--like God, but she actually exists! HAHAHAHa
Malyuun is PERFECTION!

malyuun by Atif Siddiqui, Deqa Galbete June 2, 2008

malpyouse 

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"

Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"

malpyouse by smacfoo October 13, 2004

Malpuppet

Swag guy

Malpuppet is swag

Malpuppet by Shadø April 7, 2021

malyun 

Malyun means intelligence and beauty and Malyun is a very kind, beautiful kind soul and has only positive thoughts and is very responsible, trustworthy and is loved by everyone

Malyun is very sophisticated girl

malyun by Kitty Camelot November 25, 2021

malyunn 

Funny weird girl that always laughs and makes people laugh at her. Very shy and awkward. Sometimes acts like a bitch but is still very nice.

You are the Malyunn of the party.

malyunn by Crazy girl200 March 16, 2016

word malpunction 

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

word malpunction by A21stCenturyMan November 7, 2009