maisum 

an owner of a beautiful brain, is very lazy, will love the fuck out of you, is the perfect guy to have around, will counsel you at every opportunity thrown, can be really hot unintentionally for no reason, overall a 10/10

girl 1: i think im ready to date
girl 2: oh what do you have in mind
girl 1: im thinking of a maisum
girl 2: those are pretty scarce, you sure you wanna wait 476 light years for one??
girl 1: yeah lol

maisum by thotecheathoes March 11, 2021

Maisum 

A slang for the word "potato" in various South Asian regions because of a viral meme there.

Man, have you seen him recently? He is totally a Maisum now
Can you stop Maisuming please?

Maisum by MaisumIsAPotato May 2, 2018

Matsumoto 

a noun that describes a weird person with a creepy smile. Originated from Mr. Paul Matsumoto, a chemistry teacher who smiles every time when he tortures his students.

Student A: Mats, how are we supposed to know this?
Matsumoto: You learnt this before. Now you gotta integrate. Isn't this fun? (creepy smile... ;D)
Student A: uhh...

Matsumoto by A guy from San Francisco April 9, 2013

Matsumiya 

A pairing including two members of the band Arashi, Matsumoto Jun aka Matsujun and Ninomiya Kazunari aka Nino, in a romantic relationship.

This pairing is usually described as bitchy and snarky.

"Did you hear about Jun and Nino's kiss at the last concert?"

"Yes! Total Matsumiya!"

Matsumiya by ArashiAddicted December 30, 2009

Masuma 

Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.

"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"

Masuma by Mash1512 March 29, 2019

Rangiku Matsumoto 

Rangiku Matsumoto is a gorgeous gal with a large cleavage from the manga Bleach. She was presumable in love with Gin Ichimaru who presumably died.
She likes to tease the captain of the tenth divison, Toshiro Hitsugaya, who is her superior.
She's close freinds with Orihime Inoue.

Rangiku Matsumoto to Gin Ichimaru: "That bad habit you had of always disappearing without telling me where you are going...still hasn't changed."

Rangiku Matsumoto by Take me serious or else May 30, 2011

Mausumi

Sweetest and prettiest of all. A great friend indeed. One would be very lucky to have a friend like her. She is very mature and takes decision with utter precision. She is very hardworking and never fails to give her best shot. Moreover she has a heart of gold which pumps love and compassion for everyone.

Oh I wish to have a friend like mausumi.

Mausumi loves when it rains.

Mausumi by Ayushm January 20, 2019