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lumbertwink 

a gay, slender young man with no body hair, that has scruff or a beard. they prefer to wear jeans, & flannels, or other work wear instead of designer brands.
me: jonny sure was a twink, until they grew out that beard.
you: oh! so he is an otter?
me: no. they still have no body hair under those jeans, & flannel, just a beard.
you: a lumbersexual.
me: more like a lumbertwink. they love to ride the wood!
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LumberWIKI 

Lumber is the gayest person you will ever meet. Although he does like some girls. He is greedy but he could give you the best gift ever. Sometimes he can feel misunderstood by friends, family, teachers. But he doesn't get that in the way when helping others. Lumber is the best at FPS, TPS games he kicks ass; Although sometimes his so good at video games he could be toxic.
"Hey, LumberWIKI could I get some coffee?" "No, I'm watching Pornhub but I could give you a tour of the video."
LumberWIKI by LumberWIKI November 23, 2018