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long pussy 

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.
Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"
long pussy by Char H January 8, 2006
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Long pussy

1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.

2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.

2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.

Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”

Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”
Long pussy by anonymous April 17, 2026

Long pussy

1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.

2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.

2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.

Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”

Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”
Long pussy by anonymous April 17, 2026

Long pussy

1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.

2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
1. n. a joking, irreverent way of talking about a trans woman’s genitals; meant to be funny (to some audiences), not medically accurate; potentially offensive to some.

2. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some, all, or potentially other typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…; it’s “long” potentially do to the extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as a “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.

Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”

Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”
Long pussy by anonymous April 17, 2026

Long pussy

. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…

It’s “long” potentially do to the total length from anus to extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as the “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”

Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”

1. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…

It’s “long” potentially do to the total length from anus to extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as the “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Long pussy by anonymous April 18, 2026

Long pussy

. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…

It’s “long” potentially do to the total length from anus to extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as the “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”

Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”

1. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…

It’s “long” potentially do to the total length from anus to extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as the “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Long pussy by anonymous April 18, 2026

Long pussy

1. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…

It’s “long” potentially do to the total length from anus to extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as the “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Theo Von to Joe Rogan: (talking about transwoman Blaire White) “You can call it weiner if you like, but I call that loonggg pussy. You feel me?”

Blaire White: (in a stunned and amused reaction video) Long kitty is craazzyy. Joe I have no response because I do see you as an uncle in my head. Theo though, I should be on your podcast. Let’s do it.”

. n. a term to describe pre-op transfem’ genitals that have been feminized to the point that they have some typical feminine secondary sexual development characteristics framed in a traditional feminine shape from female pattern fat distribution around the waist, hips and groin, scent, while the anus appears as the main intercourse orifice, a combination of treatments including hrt usually involving estrogen, penis and/or testical and / or scrotum shrinkage, hair removal, lightening, bleaching, smoothing, fat transfer, injectables…

It’s “long” potentially do to the total length from anus to extra length from the remaining external genital tissue, often referred to as the “clit” of a “long pussy”; the extra length can vary from less than 1cm to whatever length feminized genitals may be.
Long pussy by anonymous April 18, 2026