largs

a shithole with plenty of neds and half decent ice cream

largs is good for one thing, home of elaine joe and martin.

largs resident: this place is a shithole
tourist: what a lovely place

largs by complainey April 14, 2007

Largs

Shitehole in North Ayrshire that tourists think is nice because the front has fake palm trees and an ice cream shop. If you like drugs, neds, buckfast and crime its the place to be.

'Largs is a shithole'

Largs by YerDaLikesEhBoaby October 22, 2018

Largs Vegas 

A slang term for a small Scottish seaside town called Largs, known largely for it's sizable drug problem, and in-breeding.

Used primarily by those who have left the town as an ironic term when they have to go back to visit family etc.

Derived obviously from Las Vegas, the irony being that there is fuck all to do in largs except drink large amounts of alcohol, and avoid the retards that you went to school with.

Alan: Alright Dave what's the plans for the weekend.

Dave: Fuck all mate, going to Largs Vegas to visit the folks.

Largs Vegas by Wee mad mental murry May 16, 2008

Largs 💙

Largs 💙 is a state of mind. not just a shitty place in scotland. Largs 💙 is a lifestyle.

um..i feel kinda like Largs 💙 right now-

Largs 💙 by bigphatschlong October 9, 2020

Largs Iced Tea 

A mixture of 2 parts lemonade, 2 parts Lime cordial and 1 part sailor jerry spiced rum (or Koloa spiced rum) served over muggled fresh lime and lashings of ice.

It’s 38 degrees already and I can smell the chafe after doing the lawn. I could fucken murder a Largs Iced Tea!

Largs Iced Tea by Seadogelvis March 18, 2023

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.

"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*

Comically Large Spoon by Bukas July 13, 2020

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017