Kobalt 

asian-american self-proclaimed squid scientist who likes to cuddle her dog and exhaust her legs to the bones walking through the rocky mountains

"bro did you see what kobalt did last week?"

Kobalt by sabbytabby40 October 2, 2022

kobalt 

noun.- name given to Kobe Bryant after he raped that bitch in Colorado

OMG!!!! Kobalt just dropped 81 points!!!

kobalt by Paul t April 25, 2006

Kobalize 

Definition: Don't get me into trouble

Men!!! don't Koba me
He was Kobalized last week

Kobalize by Avo A. August 11, 2006

Kowaltchuked 

To steal, borrow without ever returning or scury away with someone's lighter. Can be intentional, unintentional or second nature.

Person 1 "Can I borrow a lighter?"
Person 2 "Sure."

Person 2 never got their lighter back. It was Kowaltchuked.

"Hey, you Kowaltchuked my lighter" is the appropriate response.

Kowaltchuked by Nigel Doucette April 24, 2008

Kobata 

A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.

*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.

Kobata by Laref June 24, 2011

Kobata 

A low life who holds a high position, yet doesn't deserve it, and probably never will.

Dan: Damn he never works.
Royal: I know, what a Kobata.

Kobata by Royal ;D September 7, 2010

The Kiddo Koaltion 

A Coalition based upon justice for those who have none but deserve it from counter-racism, strict conservative moral systems and the creators of the Ingtonlish or Kiddoton dialect.

I was amazed at the power of The Kiddo Koaltion.

The Kiddo Koaltion by Head Ington May 3, 2010