knobwinkler 

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger

My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!

knobwinkler by Doddi September 14, 2007

knobjingler 

1. A deceptive or otherwise unscrupulous person. Someone with very little regard for others. 2. Someone who plays with themselves at an inappropriate time causing offense to others.

1. Can you believe he was overcharging his family by $300 a month?! What a knobjingler! 2. Look at that knobjingler over there in the back of the bus.

knobjingler by Cardkillah September 30, 2008