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jesus blow 

jesus blow
1. a devastating strike with divine power; a lucky knock out punch or kick. 2. when used in plural the ability to throw strikes with no regard to self; swinging to land that lucky knock out blow.
" Man, I thought I had him in that fight, until he landed that damn jesus blow!"

"Dude, that guy does not know how to fight, he was trying to land jesus blows."
Source: Gerald L., west covina,ca
jesus blow by Gerald L. May 15, 2008
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Jesusblock

When you've been raised by a highly religious family and are extremely down bad, that you made poor sexual decisions.
This man had so much Jesusblock he got his girl pregnant.
Jesusblock by Todaisyourdad February 28, 2022