jackoffsturbate 

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

jackoffsturbate by Lon August 18, 2005

jackoffsterbate

to be masterbauting and jacking off at the same time, To have both hands manipualting your penis

dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired

jackoffsterbate by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006