it's

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

it's by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

It's

(1) It is.
(2) It has.

N.B. Not to be confused with "its," which is the possessive of "it."

(1) Contact. It's the answer.
(2) It's been real slow 'round here since the new sheriff arrived.

WRONG: The dog wagged it's tail.

It's by ASP November 17, 2003

it's

Ohhh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!

Scalawag.

It's = "It's gonna blow!"
Its = "Its fangs are seven feet long."

it's by Chmera April 9, 2008

it's

Contraction for "it is".
NOT the possessive form of "it". Like "yours", "hers", etc., the possessive form of "it" is "its", with no apostrophe.

Yes: "It's a rabid dog."
No: "Be careful of it's teeth."

it's by Frungy March 31, 2008

it's

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)

it's by aaronak April 27, 2006

It's

Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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It's by FrungiFrungi May 5, 2021

it's

Almost always the wrong way of writing "its"

The robot tried to extend it's arm

it's by yumsus November 19, 2021